1. “My girlfriend rarely eats cereal, so this is kind of a special moment.”
Really?! She’s sitting around IN ONLY A BRA and you think the cereal makes this a special moment? Sounds like someone’s had a girlfriend long enough to take that shit for granted.

    “My girlfriend rarely eats cereal, so this is kind of a special moment.”

    Really?! She’s sitting around IN ONLY A BRA and you think the cereal makes this a special moment? Sounds like someone’s had a girlfriend long enough to take that shit for granted.