“Special K granola with Greek yogurt and a side of dog.”
Please don’t eat the dog.

“Special K granola with Greek yogurt and a side of dog.”

Please don’t eat the dog.

Anonymous asked: Does porridge constitute as a type of cereal? Plz answer. This is important shiz I have to deal with.

Yes.

“i’m in a long-term relationship with my bubble head bilbo. and cereals. (we like to eat each other)”
We understand less than 40% of what you just said.

“i’m in a long-term relationship with my bubble head bilbo. and cereals. (we like to eat each other)”

We understand less than 40% of what you just said.

 ”love chocolate shreddies :)”
but your hair. your hair is AMAZING.

 ”love chocolate shreddies :)”


but your hair. your hair is AMAZING.

“I love having a giraffe when I eat my cereal in the mornings”
We feel like this is probably how Bjork eats cereal, too.

“I love having a giraffe when I eat my cereal in the mornings”


We feel like this is probably how Bjork eats cereal, too.

A post from a squirter! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

A post from a squirter! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

“Cereal is still fine if it’s 90% cocoa, right?”
You’re 90% cocoa. And FINE.

“Cereal is still fine if it’s 90% cocoa, right?”

You’re 90% cocoa. And FINE.

“poor photo and greasy hair but hey im a lesbian eating cereal so ya :)”
You’re not just a lesbian eating cereal. You’re a BLUE lesbian eating cereal!

“poor photo and greasy hair but hey im a lesbian eating cereal so ya :)”

You’re not just a lesbian eating cereal. You’re a BLUE lesbian eating cereal!

“Having a good morning!”
So are we…now.

“Having a good morning!”

So are we…now.

“Just discovered how bad chia seeds taste if you don’t mix them through your muesli.”
We’re glad you haven’t discovered how to close your robe.

“Just discovered how bad chia seeds taste if you don’t mix them through your muesli.”

We’re glad you haven’t discovered how to close your robe.