1. “cornflakes + strawberries, with bonus bedhead.”
kwitcher false modesty. you know you look delicious.

    “cornflakes + strawberries, with bonus bedhead.”

    kwitcher false modesty. you know you look delicious.

     
  2. “Lesbian roommates eatin cereal. For cereal.”
We want to come to your house.

    “Lesbian roommates eatin cereal. For cereal.”

    We want to come to your house.

     
  3. “Honey Nut Scooters ‘n Whole Milk. I ain’t fancy.”
We don’t need you to be fancy, babe.

    “Honey Nut Scooters ‘n Whole Milk. I ain’t fancy.”

    We don’t need you to be fancy, babe.

     
  4. The simple simplicity of a cutie and nature’s perfect breakfast food.

    The simple simplicity of a cutie and nature’s perfect breakfast food.

     
  5. Why don’t you look happier, you cute, pierced, presumably well-fed lesbian? IT’S CEREAL TIME!

    Why don’t you look happier, you cute, pierced, presumably well-fed lesbian? IT’S CEREAL TIME!

     
  6. “I normally eschew the demond ‘drate, but everyone knows diets don’t count in Japan. NOODLES ARE SO CEREAL.”
Someone please make a cartoon of this girl.

    “I normally eschew the demond ‘drate, but everyone knows diets don’t count in Japan. NOODLES ARE SO CEREAL.”

    Someone please make a cartoon of this girl.

     
  7. “French cereal, soy milk, and a bowl with letters on it! What could be better?”
French kisses, soy milk, and a bowl with letters on it?

    “French cereal, soy milk, and a bowl with letters on it! What could be better?”

    French kisses, soy milk, and a bowl with letters on it?

     
  8. “Oaty Bites and yesterday morning’s goat milk: heaven, in a slightly soggy but still yummy way.”
Goat milk? Lesbians are the devil!

    “Oaty Bites and yesterday morning’s goat milk: heaven, in a slightly soggy but still yummy way.”

    Goat milk? Lesbians are the devil!

     
  9. Is this real? Are you real? Do lesbians really have those sheets? (Sorry, I’m sure we’re meant to be perving on your sexy back…)

    Is this real? Are you real? Do lesbians really have those sheets? (Sorry, I’m sure we’re meant to be perving on your sexy back…)

     
  10. “Abby & Karin & Trix: a winning combination.”
We love how dour you look next to all that colorful sugary goodness.

    “Abby & Karin & Trix: a winning combination.”

    We love how dour you look next to all that colorful sugary goodness.