Anonymous asked: Does porridge constitute as a type of cereal? Plz answer. This is important shiz I have to deal with.
Yes.
“Special K granola with Greek yogurt and a side of dog.”
Please don’t eat the dog.
“i’m in a long-term relationship with my bubble head bilbo. and cereals. (we like to eat each other)”
We understand less than 40% of what you just said.
”love chocolate shreddies :)”
but your hair. your hair is AMAZING.
“I love having a giraffe when I eat my cereal in the mornings”
We feel like this is probably how Bjork eats cereal, too.
A post from a squirter! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
“Cereal is still fine if it’s 90% cocoa, right?”
You’re 90% cocoa. And FINE.
“poor photo and greasy hair but hey im a lesbian eating cereal so ya :)”
You’re not just a lesbian eating cereal. You’re a BLUE lesbian eating cereal!
“Having a good morning!”
So are we…now.
“Just discovered how bad chia seeds taste if you don’t mix them through your muesli.”
We’re glad you haven’t discovered how to close your robe.
